What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do I build rapport with anybody?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

What are the potential benefits of going without clothes at home for a few days without any specific reason?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

© you're so funny!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?